Made to measure

Mummy had some material with boats printed on it which I thought might make quite a snazzy suit ... time to get sewing!


"Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.'
Yes, sir?'
Is it really a frost?'
A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.'
But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.'
Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir."

(P. G. Wodehouse)