OMG ITS COLD......MY BOTTOM!!!! OMG!!!!
How dare you not heat it up first,
How dare you laugh at my expense,
How dare you even suggest that is blip perfect,
OMG PARENTS THAT IS COLD!!!!!!!!!
What you mean, serves me right for not waiting,
Not my fault daddy can't heat the kettle any quicker,
Not my fault, mummy's too slow to catch me,
Now were's that Hot Bath...bubbles, warmth, and ahhh blisss....!!!

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