Buttons!!

The most argued about and looked for item in this house and nearly caused a divorce in this household over the last two weeks. They have miraculously disappeared and for some reason it is my fault even though on that fateful day in question I was first to bed. We have searched the house up and down and in and out even the fish tank ! Eventually we have given up and went out and bought a universal set of buttons. Ah but even these have to be programmed. So with hubby operating buttons and me reading the beginning of a five hundred page tome containing instructions we set about re instating our lazy way of changing TV channels. Well hubby always presses too many buttons too many times . He will not do as he is told. So I grabbed them off him and proceeded to do both jobs and within less than thirty seconds sorted. Turns out 499 pages of the 'tome' are in different languages. 
(he does the same with printers , computers anything with buttons)
What's betting we find them tomorrow.