Strawberries

Mmmmm, won't be long before we can feast on big, juicy strawberries!!
Well, pick our way through the paltry pecked remains that the birds leave us......
Needless to say I didn't go to bed early last night - why is it that you start channel flicking at 10pm and end up watching a load of rubbish until all hours?!!! - so I've been even more tired today. When will I learn?
I've had a day full of petty theft today! I've stolen a school uniform, 6 litres of petrol and a packet of crisps and a packet of raisins. Oh dear!!!
Miss E should be in her Summer uniform at school by now but I haven't had a chance to get it - the uniform shop's only open Tuesday morning and Thursday afternoons, both days Miss E's not in and it's awkward for me to get there. This morning I managed to get there and the bloody woman wasn't in the unlocked and full of merchandise shop. I was in a hurry so I grabbed what I needed and ran back to the car!! I fully intended to call through my credit card number but by the time I remembered they were closed. Oops!
Then we went to a soft play centre where they are very annoying and leave all the kids' lunchbox stuff on shelves about a foot off the ground - just right for little hungry kiddies..... Annoying!! I paid for a few things they had but - if I'm perfectly honest - not all of them. Not good I know.
And just now I went to Tescos (after my first swim in weeks. 32 lengths in 32 minutes. Oh dear, a mile in Lake Windermere is going to be hard work!!!) and put 40 litres of fuel in the car. I have no idea why I was so exact but I was!!! When I got home I glanced at the receipt and it was exactly £50. I thought it was funny that 40 litres cost exactly £50. Then I saw that I'd apparently put in 34 litres. Oops! I never actually mentioned the pump number to the child man behind the till and he'd rung up the wrong one for some reason. I was very happy with our good luck because obviously I am a woman of very low moral standards but Mr K paranoid that we'd get done for a drive-away a much better person than me, drove back to Tescos and sorted it all out.
And on Thursday I will be paying for the contraband uniform!