Gumbutts!

My new exclamation of choice when anything goes wrong.

Boiler still isn't working? Ah gumbutts!
No chives in the supermarket? Oh gumbutts!
Soda bread stuck to the loaf tin? Gumbutts!
Chocolate cookies splodged a bit? Bloody gumbutts!

Lots ticked off the to-do list today, without any feeling of having achieving anything (and not heard the details of tomorrow's telly stuff yet, so after confirmation yesterday, not sure if it's actually going to happen). Gumbutts!