Mountains

Son to me: what should I do when I grow up dad?
- I dunno, son. Find something you love doing and arrange it so you get paid for it.
What did you want to do when you were young?
- I still haven't decided yet, son. I always fancied being a molehill climber.
Daaaaad! (rolling eyes at daft dad) Have you seen the size of molehills?
- Fair point, son. Maybe I'll just count them to begin with.