This is my lovely friend. She has the audacity to move to Yorkshire next week.

I will miss her and her lovely fella and her lovely boy and her lovely bump.

I suppose I should approve of Yorkshire as a destination as I'm from that neck of the deforested woods.

But I'm reluctant to approve on the grounds I think they should stay here and then buy a massive house with us and we could spend our days chasing each other's children.

Sniffle...