Romance at it's finest

Day 2 of the bruise and I'm not gonna lie I feel a little bit like I've lost 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.

However, it's the day of romance I hear you cry and so I shall of course be showered with gifts and waited on hand and foot.

Not quite, the best I've had is 'we should get married, look there's two wedding dresses available in the shelter shop'.

She's a keeper!