Fat bast*rd

We went out to do a few errands (buying grout and birdfood, recycling bottles, you know how it is) and ended up at the allotment. Lovely to see some primroses in bloom. But after I'd harvested the remains of the brassicas that some fat bast*ard had pecked to ribbons, I noticed him sitting watching me from a neighbouring aerial.

If I had a rocket launcher.....