Torpor In Mordor
Big News!
Due to international acclaim for his cameo appearance in the new documentary Off Label, Carlo has been cast as the Warlord of the Orcs in the upcoming JRR Tolkien knock-off film. In a brief interview in between naps, the lazy monster remarked, "Count me in, as long as those Hobbits are served up the way I like 'em!"
Or at least that's the rumor!
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