On Being Ejected from the Pub

As you all know, the Mrs is Hopeless.
Today she surpassed herself.
Yesterday she took me to kennels but had to come and get me this morning when it turned out that she booked trains and restaurants all for the wrong day and week.
Needless to say, I laughed.  So the Mister had to put me in the car while the Mrs drowned her sorrows.

Did I say HOPELESS already.