Fluffy arse

The Midsummer Night's Dream poster in the kitchen... it has crossed my mind on numerous occasions as a blip-of-last-resort.
 
Let's dress this desperation up as a cunning homage to the apparently departed alice and her obsession with her own reflection...
 

Oh, with a passing nod to the original fluffy arse. At least the picture on my kitchen wall doesn't talk to me... yet.