Two Love Birds

In the photo above, you can view a new species of love birds. These birds are the Jess bird and the Greg bird. They are seen here in their natural habitat. Their nest is fully furnished with a leather sofa, and a flat screen TV. This action shot of the love birds was taken on a Saturday evening after they preyed on some chimichangas at Yacko’s Mexican Grille. As far as scientists know, these love birds are the only ones of their kind in existence. The Greg love bird has a unique personality. His traits and hobbies include the need to be in control, eating immense amounts of food, taking frequent 2 hour “power naps,” snuggling with golden retrievers, and randomly quacking at any moment. The Jess love bird is slightly more refined. She has a love for aesthetics, cooking, and stalking Adam Leveign. Scientists are fascinated by the way these two creatures communicate with one another. When the Greg love bird wants to show he is in an authoritative mood, he puts on a blue checkered shirt with a white sweater over it or a shirt with the phrase “#NoExcuses.” The Jess bird communicates in facial expressions. If she finds herself annoyed with her mate, she gives him a death stare and he instantly receives the message. The inseparable bond between these newly discovered birds puts meaning behind the phrase, “birds of a feather, flock together.”