Hello, can I help you?

We possibly spoil our cat with cat milk. Possibly.
Due to a forgetful week his normal carton was missed off our shopping list this week. This has lead to one *very* needy cat. The yowling at us and clapping the back of legs has increased. It has also lead to him drinking from the tap. He'll go for full on 20 minute bender of lapping water, then licking the cold tap head.
Before anyone says, yes we do provide a bowl of water for him. This is simply ignored and he goes straight for the tap, or occasionally the loo.

Weirdo.