"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful" *

I know ... you're green with envy at how very glamorous I look, with all those foil packets covering my head so thoroughly no aliens would ever be able to read my thoughts!  Here I am at the hairdresser, with the very lovely and talented Jen who takes care of my gnarly old locks.  Somehow she always works magic, and I leave looking oh, so much better than I did when I arrived!

*  "Pantene's best-known product became the 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioning formula, Pantene Pro-V (Pantene Pro-Vitamin). The product became most noted due to an advertising campaign in the late 1980s in which fashion models said, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."  Kelly LeBrock and Iman gained notoriety as the first television spokeswomen to speak the line.  The line was criticized by feminists and became a pop-culture catchphrase for "annoying" narcissistic behavior." -- Wikipedia