Management Speak

Busy morning in the office using big writing on the boards. This was a team meeting - a new team after a recent reorg so we were busy reviewing our purpose, roles, blah, blah etc etc.
We had to identify our team 'Goal' which could be a concept, sentence, picture or whatever which summed up what we are about ... Yes, we've had the Management Consultants in!
So.... We are the Jedi Council. I'm not going to explain further. Really, you just don't need to know.