The Plan

Aww, come and play chase Raj.  Please!!

No way - I have to stay where I am because of the Grand Plan.

What grand plan?

The Grand Plan whereby these suitcase do not go out of the house.  They can't be moved because I am sitting on them.  You are only a dumb dog - you wouldn't understand.

I am so not a dumb dog, how dare you call be a dumb dog, you smart a*** cat you.  I can chase a ball quicker 'n you can blink, and I can bring balls back to HER.  What can you do, just sit on a stupid old suitcase.

I don't need to racket around, I've got a Grand Plan.

Oh no, here we go again.