From the TFP Labs...

Straight from the TFP labs to your eyeballs, the next labour saving invention.  I have a coffee cup on my desk for odds and sods, clips, rubbers and now stapler.

The rubber (eraser, to any American readers) somehow started with a coffee stick for no other reason than I had idle hands whilst waiting on something.  It ended up in the cup and became so successfully accessible I decided to add a stapler to the stable.

And yes I did try and make that last sentence rhyme.