Really????

Took my van in for oil and lube and spotted this flyer on the wall. Well, isn't this bizarre, I thought. They're so thoughtful....they'll even loan you a gun for this soiree. Empty, of course. What good is a full gun at dinner, after all. I wonder if I should shoot a side dish...or trap a dessert. We may have to ride horses to this event. What wine goes with curried horse? So many questions.