Surprise birthday party

After dinner riotous songs. This was my favourite.


The dogs they had a party 
They came from near and far 
And some dogs came by aeroplane 
And some by motor car 
They went into the lobby 
And signed the visitor's book 
And each one hung his ars h0le 
Upon a separate hook 
One dog was not invited  
And this aroused his ire 
He rushed into the meeting place 
And loudly shouted, 'Fire!' 
Now the dogs were so excited 
They had no time to look 
And each one took an ars h0le 
From off the nearest hook 
It is a sad sad story 
For it is very sore 
To wear another's ars h0le 
You've never worn before 
And that is why when dogs meet 
By land or sea or foam 
Each sniffs the other's ars h0le 
In hope it is its own