Porridge

These two little old ladies had trouble opening a gate and asked me for help.  I remarked that it was a very heavy gate and one remarked that she should have had porridge that morning instead of corn flakes.*  When I opened the gate, she said that I should consider that my good deed for the day done.  When I suggested that she and her sister pose for me, she replied "oh no!" with much humour in her voice.

Little did I know they were on their way to a rather notorious pub in Leith...

Dr T came across this and I feel compelled to share it.  It is four and a half minutes you'll be glad you spent.

* other brands of breakfast cereal are available..

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