So let me get right to the point...

I don't pop my cork for every man I see...

Truth is Jasper jumped up on to the window ledge and knocked over a plant pot which was holding these champagne corks.
So I thought I'd blip them and try to focus on one and have the others blurry in the background.

You know, just how they look when you've had a few glasses!
Or so I'm told........