Well ...........

I was going to blip Ninjas new pony she has homed at her ever growing petting zoo ( she is worse than me for collecting waifs and strays ) but the dratted animal Major Tibbs would not keep still and the one time he did he bit me and then bit Frank the Shetland ... ( pony,not man from the isle of Shetland ) ...
So anyway this is Mary whom I have grown fond of DESPITE the fact she tried to stick her horn up my bum hole because I was giving a carrot to another creature .. THEN THE GOATY LITTLE BINT BIT ME !!
Ninja then cut and coloured my hair .. Sorted Lucy's botched (by me) highlights and fed us ...
It's good having a farmer as a hairdresser ...