goberlogan

By goberlogan

Holly is constantly all over me; no matter what I’m doing she is always near me.  I was trying to simply relax and watch a movie when she decided to get in my face. At first I shushed her away from me because her breath is not pleasant at all, but eventually I had to give in to her neediness. She started giving me kisses, and it was so gross, but in this picture she never actually touches my face. I wouldn’t allow her to do that. Then I went shopping for a few hours, and when I got home I had to wrap some presents, and she was in my way the entire time, yet again. She has no manners and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, she is just constantly in the way. She sat right in the area that I was wrapping the gifts, and when I would push her away she would plop her entire body to the ground, making it 10x harder to get her away. She eventually got bored of what I was doing, and walked away. Later that night, when I was frustrated and looking for my laptop charger she thought it would be a god idea to lay right in front of my path into the living room. Let’s just say that she is lucky I seen her before I trampled on her.

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