Poorly husband

So for my third day as a married woman, I had to take Mr S to the doctors for some skin surgery, to remove some nasty moles. To avoid more biopsies than necessary, they took more out than expected, and he now has a very swollen face and a black eye, so spending the evening looking after him. No doubt he will go back to work tomorrow and tell his work mates that his new wife has been beating him up!