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By AroundHome

WIFE CUTS OFF WEDDING RING

Spouse had engagement and wedding rings cut off today.  What does this mean?  After 35 years of marriage is she tired of me?  Is she leaving me?

In this case it means she has not had the ring off in 20 years, the setting is wearing out, and the ring is sometimes tight.  The jeweler has a nifty circular cutter which quickly cuts the ring, although for a gag he first brought out a large toothy straight saw which would take off the ring and finger. Wife said I should title this blip "Wife Drains Bank Account", as she also looked for a new ring to replace the old one. 

Perhaps a new ring for her means a new Nikon D750 camera body for me?

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