I've been had...

This chap on the market just sold me one of these for 300 quid!
It's gonna be all the rage next month he said, get one now before the rush starts.
Yes, I am a techie geek. Yes, I'll probably get one, but gotta save up the pennies first.
This did remind me of a chap I used to know though, who always kept a piece of paper in his pocket with a random time on it. Whenever anybody asked him 'do you know what time it is?", he would pull it out and say yes I've got it written down here.
Old joke but still funny :)

C