Street Urchin

Just moments earlier Barry the urchin had been enjoying the view from the infinity pool that they'd placed him in and had absent mindedly wondered why it was taking so long for his wife Barbra to come back from her spine manicure.  Out on the cold street as the lady with the large knife approached him he was beginning to think that all was not right with the Urchin resort and had begun to pen the scathing review that he would post to trip adviser in his mind.