10 Questions

1. Does my bum look big in this?
2. Why does it always rain on me?
3. Is this the way to Amarillo?
4. Haiti, Cuba or the US for my next big holiday?
5. Am I going to have to reapply for my own job soon?
6. Why didn't I choose a better career path?
7. Why are nice things bad for you?
8. How do I always end up with odd socks?
9. What's going on with that mammoth in Fortitude?
10. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?