Not guilty

Honest, gov. We hadn't even got into the hire car at that point.

Another France trip for the house search although we may have thrown a spanner in the world by contemplating buying in England after all. Yeah, I know dull and mainstream.

Of course, what this all really translates as is that we've been drinking wine with a fellow blipper since teatime. Apologies if this doesn't make sense.

Vx