There is no chance we will come last

Madame made a dessert for our guests at our little Eurovision shindig, trying to drum up some luck to prevent another whitewash from countries who vote for their neighbours, oh no we would never do that.

So something therefore to support Englebert, the Royal family a corgi and some fruit.

Yes we didn't come last, we outstripped Norway by at least a couple of points.

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