Swoosh

First school disco

She asked for make up

I said no

She said, but you wear make up

I pointed out there is 40 years between us

She didn't understand

I said she was too pretty to need make up

She said I know that mummy, but can I have some lipstick

Then she redeemed her vain self by saying that actually I was the prettiest person ever

She just wanted lipstick


Roll on the teenage years