Perfumed Ponce

As you may recall we decorated our bedroom over the weekend. This involved much clearing up and tidying. 

As a gentleman who likes to emit a good smell I generally slap a bit of Cologne on before I go out.

This morning I went to 'splash it on', picking up the nearest bottle and applying liberally.

This was my mistake. You will notice that all three bottles are dark, and their bottoms are square. One of those is not mine, it belongs to H. All three bottles were upside down in the basket.. Still I have a 2 in 3 chance of getting the right one.

So after dousing my self thoroughly I realised I had actually applied 'Velvet Rose and Oud' and smelt rather like a fine and posh lady. This was not ideal as I had a meetings booked for today. 'Layering' I thought and decided that the other Jo Malone (mine) 'Dark Amber and Ginger' would do.. So off I went, splash. Noo it smelt awful, so I went for my trusted Hermes and bathed in it.

The resultant combination was more sickly than a Disney Princess eating a bucket of M&M's whilst drinking coke on a roller coaster.

There was nothing for it, I had to go to the office, but no one would notice..

I got to the office and within seconds Mark's nose was twitching like an allergic rabbit. Laughing Stock, you bet ;)

Right I need a drink, 2 large gins, 2 pints of cider, ice in the cider.