Polaroid Hotline

Hello is this Blipfoto?

No sir it is Polaroid\Blipfoto.  What can I help you with?

I want to Unfriend a couple of blippers.

Sorry sir we do not call them blippers anymore.

What do you call them?

We call them Roids as in Polaroid. The same way as One Direction fans are called Directioners

One who?

It doesn’t matter sir you probably have never heard of them.

Well how do I unfriend these what do you call them?

Roids.

We can’t say that in Ireland.

Why sir?


It has a completely different meaning especially in Dublin. Did you see the film  The Commitments? Imelda Quirke was one.


I cannot say that I am familiar with that film sir.

To be continued .............................