where the reviled things are

I filled in a questionnairey thing today which was purportedly designed to help you in determining the type of career path you might enjoy following, or more particularly carving for yourself in a showy and ostentatious way, receiving copious recognition and reward for so doing then having the newly-carved path named after you. It could have been shortened somewhat by ditching the paired responses and asking straight out "are you driven by greed, both financial and social?" and "would you enjoy having to spout executive pseudowords and wear pointy shoes for twelve hours a day?" then having a series of proper questions for real people.