Baldy abuse

Hubby was verbally abused by a wee ned in town on the way home:

"What're you looking at Baldy?"

"In all my years of baldiness", hubby said "it's the first time I've been abused for it!". He was black affronted. I found it hilarious. 

He stared menacingly at the wee ned and his two pals until the wee ned said "Only joking Big Man". Ha ha! The day the Baldy turned.