Nothing's Happening Here

Perhaps, if Buffalo Springfield were still around, something would be happening and there'd be a man with a gun over there, telling me I got to beware.
That's the problem; I get bored, then some of the voices in my head start humming, and some of the others remember snatches of the lyrics.
I'm certainly bored. I'm at a CU League Annual Conference- the business meeting just started and I'm already wondering if I can sneak out to the bar. The Arizona Biltmore resort, where the event is being held, has plates like this outside each conference room, where they publish the planned activities.