Unicorns

Yesterday I got unicorn slippers, socks and a jumper. All impulse buys. Unicorns are Scotland's national animal so it's allowed, like irn bru and shortbread.

I have had another day where I've used swears a lot. If I'd had a swear jar I'd probably have collected enough for unicorn slippers, socks and jumper, so the world is in balance.

I have weird hand and shoulder pain after trampolining, as well as lower back pain. And weird stomach muscle pain too. When I woke up this morning I thought I was going to have to pick a stance for the day and stick to it, either standing or sitting. The transition between these was hard. I've eased off a bit. I imagine the more you bounce the less the day after pain. To an extend. Or perhaps I'm getting old.