Ouch ouch ouch

Ok I'm just going to put this out there

If you have ever:

• Stood on a nail
• Fallen down a lift shaft
• Been bitten by a crocodile
• Eaten 67 Jalapeños
• Shaved a beard and splashed aftershave on
• Hurt your thumb when using a hammer (clearly this would never have happened as you'd all be wearing gloves..)
• (Had a baby...). ok ok maybe not

Then the pain has never come even remotely close to a sports massage when you have over 2,000 miles in your legs and you're about to run a marathon.... never felt so much pain as the chap literally nailed in my calfs

As you were...