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The Gorbals Snake!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe!

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a snake? 
A snake in the brass!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?  
A civil serpent!

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? 
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death!

Hiss Off!