Feral Monsters

In Dublin today to visit my Dad who is totally bored with being in hospital but otherwise in reasonable health.
On the way back we stopped off for a coffee in the city centre where we noticed this gang of little feral monsters attacking passing women by throwing eggs at them. Like all stupid little bullies they only picked on women and at the slightest threat to themselves, they ran away. They are very lucky. First of all I am no longer fast enough to catch them and secondly the punishment I would deliver is probably illegal in our nanny state which at the expense of the safety of the citizens wraps little brats like these in cotton wool.Spare the rod and spoil the child was never more true than it is today.