cat intruder

She's climbin' in your windows,
she's snatching your catnip up - 
tryin' to sneak fleas so ya'll need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband 'cause she's sheddin' on everybody out here*

* one of my favorite past times is to rewrite the lyrics to words to fit our pets, even if it means destroying the song. Apparently it's a pretty common thing?