Bribery

We had a very poorly-attended scientific product show set up in our foyer at work this morning. Doughnuts, cookies and pop were meant to entice us to go explore whatever new gadgetry the company was promoting.

Unfortunately for the over-perfumed sales rep, the bribe doesn't work when we all know the goodies will be left behind after the show has moved on. You'll just have to swim through the pool of cologne to get to them.

Good thing I don't have a weakness for doughnuts. Chocolate bribery would be a different story.