"Can we fix it?" "Yes we can"

The AA man looked like a cross between Bob the Builder and Phillip Serrell.

On attempting to leave the car park at Westfield my engine refused to fire up. I then got a traction control failure alert followed by a gear box failure alert.

The one good thing about the computer systems in modern cars is that running a diagnostic programme is fairly easy. Easier than getting myself and 'Bob' out of the car park that is.

A Hockney inspired 'joiner' seemed the right thing to do under the circumstances.