Slightly psssssst?

We are currently looking for Saturday staff, and as you can imagine, loads of students and school kids have been sending us their CVs.

Today, we received one with an accompanying letter which stated that the applicant was 'new to Edinburgh, had previously worked on a tea plantation, and was furtively seeking employment.'!

I assume the writer just got the word wrong, but I'm so hoping she didn't, and that if we decide to interview her, she sneaks in the back door, disguised in a tea cosy and a pair of dark glasses.....