At Gatwick Airport

On a day when two supposedly serious political commentators averred that the Scots are 'mad' I met this English chap on his way to a stag weekend. It's a fine madness that dresses as a baby when going for a bevvy. We had a few words and not only is he sane but I thought he was a great guy. Not so the serious, who have forgotten, if they ever knew, the great Bernard Levin's 'fascist test'. Thanks for the laugh, pal!