Wise woman of the forest.

By the way, I wasn't having a mental breakdown. My 15 year old next door neighbour came round and needed a model for her art work. I was supposed to look like her out of hunger games.

Anyways, I say wise woman of the forest as I have cultivated a lot of pointless phrases and sayings that I would like to share with you all.

Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

The only gap between my thighs is a man.

Selfish people live longer.

Being angry is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Go big or go home.

C'est la vie.

Our lives are made up of the deaths of others.


Happy Blipping.