True indulgence: strawberry milk and a gu chocolate melt in the middle pud. Probably not wise before bed but everyone's got to live a little.

I've been marking my year 9 writing assessments and what they lack in academic rigour they make up for in creativity. So while their P.E.A. paragraphs are appalling, their creative writing is robust, imaginative, and at times subtle and masterly. Bravo kiddos.