Popcorn

These are magic popcorn cobs you put in a (special, provided) bag, seal it up and put in the microwave. Then you get mess free popcorn, cheaper than in the cinema! (But not cheaper than propercorn which is half price in Tesco just now).

I had more dental treatment today which was unpleasant but not as bad as the last treatment, and the dentist commented on how calm I was. Hahahahahaha.