I want one

Yes this is me in my favourite T shirt it has a camper van on it I have to tell you it has always been my ambition to own one and drive it to Cornwall and hang out with the surfers .
Call it a mid life crisis but I really want one but alas with the price of them I think this is the the nearest I'm ever going to get to owning one .
You never know I might win the lotto tonight and I could by one for everyday ha ha if only.